I am in the early stages of pregnancy and entirely drained. It is amazing how quickly your body feels foreign once you conceive. I spend most of my days now on the couch, vomiting into a pan while my two year old marches around pounding her drum and announcing that she is going to smash the dog. Furthermore, everything smells, especially the drain in my kitchen…what is it? Can metal rot and also smell like old bananas? Perhaps, perhaps.